scouse striker....

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The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for
a new
striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Madrid.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks
will
turn out to be a true superstar.

The L'pool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably
impressed
and arranges for him to come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes
left.

The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he
goes.
The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for
Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are
delighted
and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about
his
first day in English football.

"Hello mum, guess what?" he says.

"I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we
won.
Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father
got
shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your
brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great
time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum,
except I'm
so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool
in the
first place!

 

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LMAO

 

Brilliant !!!