Return of the Werewolves to Bosonville

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  1. Josiahb

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    well oi never...

    That dirty perve escapes the hangmans noose and the only enjoyable entertainment in the village is dead and gone.... oi suppose the only positive is that the pimp died with his prossie, otherwise he'd end up being a drain on the rest of us without her for income.

    oi thin' we need to look to that there new arrival as the culprit moiself, oi votes for lynching Garrett the Traveller!
     
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  2. Gingerdave

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    Thats not very neighbourly or welcoming. damn simpleton.

    For all we know your simple ways are just a mask for an evil genius. :twisted:

    Or maybe not.:blink
     
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    Good morrow villagers. I being the law of this town, and being that the law is never wrong :eek: I vote to hang the peeping tom again! I doth spy him near thy bath chamber in a manner akin to that in Porky's 1 with miss ballbreaker, a freightful sight to behold even for a stonemason
     
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  4. Col

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    There's clearly something rum going on here - but I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation. It's obvious to me that Feltch the peeping tom is up to no good and to have escaped justice in this way merely reinforces this view. If there are indeed beasts on the prowl, how has he managed to remain unscathed all this time?
     
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  5. Josiahb

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    Theres nawt thats evil about me, oim a fair genius when it comes to tending corn though...

    oi've got to say though, our sheriff 'as got me thinkin' though, that peeping tom escapin' the hang mans noose is mighty queer.... but everyone knows you don't kill no witch boi hangin', yah gotta burn 'em.
     
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  6. twizzle

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    I say there fellows, what a strange thing! There i was kicking and scrasming while you tied the noose around my neck, there was a jerk (gald to see you there Aloysius!) and i was a swinging (and not teh good kind of swinging i can tell you).
    I woke up then next morning on the ground with the noose still hanging from teh gallows! My lucky day i thought. But NO! you guys just want to have me strung up again! If the witch revived me dont you think it shows i'm a villager? after all they wouldnt have revived a wolf would they?

    A pity about poor Randy Candy and her Pimp, there goes most of my nights! cant make any more of those "low brow" home movies of you lot. Was it any wonder to find me by teh bath chamber? a man must have his pleasure you know?

    Well i cast my vote for Col teh scribe. Havent any of you noticed his works not all up to scratch? he dosent use a silver tipped pen or stand too close to a naked flame? He writes at night and i never see a flicker of a candle from his window. Must have good eye sight, just like a wolfie!
     
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  7. GSteer

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    Now that ain't cricket, it just ain't, what you've not heard o' cricket?

    Well when yer outs yer in and when yer in yer outs and once the outs are in and the ins are outs you well, er, hit this ball with a bat.

    Summit a strange is goin' on here, surviving a noose? Now that's either a lovers kiss or a zombies breakfast, both of which are missing from me stores... so which one of you do I need to add it to the tab of? Poor Candys gone bless 'er so thats most of me trade vanished, I'll be starving next week, cept I do have some lovely er, suspended silver solutions, guaranteed to stay in yer blood for a day and night, give anything, nippy, a nast sting if they try anything.

    Afraid my vote has changed in the light of things, still a worried 'bout Ria but we've got to deal with this Zombie, we got enough problems with the darn wolves without having a dead heart wanderin' around as well.

    Me vote is for Feltch, long shall he hang, this time hopefully.
     
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  8. Col

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    Why, you impudent reprobate! I'll have you know my tools are beyond reproach and I always wear my bifocals when I'm working...
     
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  9. GiddyG

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    I'd have done for Ms Candy, save for the fact she's been done already and is stone cold dead.

    So, I reckon it be the undertaker. If I die, then it be him... if he dies and I live, then I was wrong. Simple eh?
     
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    ...though that happened long before the Werewolves arrived. :twisted:
     
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  11. GiddyG

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    That be true... though obviously I never had use of her wares me'sen. :lilangel Though <cough> others such as the sheriff are well known for having frequented her abode and having his way with her umm 'womanly charms'. :hahaha
     
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    Still waiting for Rob, Ria, and Zeb to vote. :)

    Werewolves, need your next victim.
    Spy and Seer: need your next targets.
     
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  13. MLP

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    My vote goes for Col the Scribe. I saw im the other night, acting weird, riding on the back of a pink elephant. Funny how he wouldn't top up my drink in the pub the other drink. He just refused to carry my silver tankard to the bar, and and ask the bartender to fill it up, in return for a silver coin.


    :berrr
     
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    Never fear fellow villagers, your sheriff/stonemason is on patrol and will protect you. Free block paving for thy driveway to they that slay a werewolf!
     
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  15. BosonMichael
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    With two votes left, it's still not decided.

    Let's call voting closed in 1 hr 40 minutes from now.
     
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  16. trebor_88

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    My vote to hang is - Feltch the Peeping Tom
     
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  17. BosonMichael
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    Day 2

    And... that's enough to hang the Peeper... again.

    Maybe you should burn him. :unsure

    Votes to Lynch:
    Feltch the Peeping Tom - 4 (by James, Col, Eig, Rob)
    Col the Scribe - 2 (by Feltch, Ria)
    Rob the Undertaker - 2 (by Garrett, Claude)
    Garrett the Traveller - 1 (by Josiah)

    1 Villager did not vote:
    Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)
     
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  18. BosonMichael
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    Night 2

    Maybe it wasn't a good idea to hang someone who was likely saved by the Witch... the wolves howl all night long. :blink

    9 Villagers remain:
    Claude the Customs Official (GiddyG)
    Col the Scribe (Col)
    Eig the Apoth (GSteer)
    Garrett the Traveller (Gingerdave)
    Sheriff James the Stonemason (jk2447)
    Josiah the Farmer (Josiahb)
    Rob the Undertaker (trebor_88 )
    Ria the Town Drunk (MLP)
    Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)

    Lynched:
    Feltch the Peeping Tom (twizzle)


    Likely killed by Werewolves:
    Randy Candy the Prostitute (nugget)
    Pimp Daddy Joe (cisco lab rat)


    Likely poisoned:
    Aloysius, the Lounge Lizard Lawyer (JonnyMX)


    Still waiting on responses from the other Werewolves.
     
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  19. JK2447
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    Do you want to get ahead in ye old career? Stand out from ye crowd? Thy Stone Mason hath the answer! Learneth and pass the MCSE, Moribund Certified Stone Engineer and become a stone mason! Specialise and become a MCSE: Messaging (putting rocks in the post!). The first customer doth get thy special offer, second shot put!

    I can confirm that the peeping tom is as cold as stone! (Finally)

    I hath not seen the Traveller for many a night, perhaps he has the taste of human flesh upon his travels! Hang him!
     
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  20. Gingerdave

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    Then perhaps neighbour you have not been looking hard enough for I have been looking for what plagues this village and have heard nothing from you except whimpering, you call yourself the law I call you a fraud! so I say it should be you Sheriff James the Stonemason who is lynched!
     
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