Return of the Werewolves to Bosonville

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I vote for "Feltch the Peeping Tom"

Caught him trying to get a sneaky free peek at the merchandise the other night, don't hang Candy, that's my only source of income at the moment, if Candy goes Pimp daddy will have to find some other line of work.


Pimp daddy Joe, I's pimp yous' out for a score!!!

 

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To my thinking it would seem that the farmer should be lynched. It must get very lonely by himself out there but who would be in a better position to be a werewolf than he? Lynch the farmer I say.

As to my whereabouts last night, talk to my lawyer.

 

Well, I say.
Are you chaps sure about this lynching thing?
I'm not totally sure it's legal you know.

Surely we can sort this out as gentlemen?
Pistols at dawn, may the best man win?
Sabres?

No. Oh well, if we must be brutal about it I can see which way the wind is blowing and reluctantly agree that the peeping tom is a bit of a rum cove and either way, I shall sleep more soundly knowing that he's not manipulating himself in the bushes.

 

Gosh, I say.
I'm not sure if that will 'stand up' in court.

Pink Gin my dear?

 

Well oi never... oi've nevr had anything but koind words for you Randy, your prices have always been fair an' apart from the itchin' worth the money and now you vote fer lynching me?

oim naut one to hold a grudge however, so oi say lynch the peeping tom his starey eyes have always made me uncomfortable.

 

I say! Seems that theres a mob forming after me, just cause i'm rustling in teh bushes! I know, it cause ya all jealous of me telephoto lenese and 50x binoculars aint it? Look just cause i get a free show when Rand Candys about her buisness is no reason to say i'ma werewolve.
I'n all my years of tree climbing and bush inspection, i've never even seen so much as hide nor hair of no beastie.Sure i seen some of ya slinking away from houses ya shouldnt be in, with ya tousers round ya ankles, and some of ya been showin ya full moon through your windows at night. But surley i deplore you, thats no reason to lynch me.
besides, with me hiding in teh bushes i can keep an eye out for teh beasts for you all. Thats all i was doing anyway, honest!

Well as it seems i may be lynched i amy as well cast my final vote for COL as he was teh oen who picked me and started this hate campaign against me! Just remember, i have pictures of you all, and on my death they'll get mailed to those you dont want to have them!

 

Another hard day taxing you lot... just so you all know, I got some new stocks comin' tamora. Beautiful they are. Finest elm, lovely polish, brass locks.

Things I could tell about some o' you lot. Tsk. Eh?

Waddya mean anyway, trying to lynch poor ol' Feltchie! You lot know nothin'. 'E aint no Peeping Tom. 'E's my best informant 'e is. Lordy me. If you kills 'im, you'll 'ave the full weight of the law down on you, and that's no lie.

I've seen some thigns in my comings and goings, and the bed'un is... DUN DUN DUN... the farmer. Lynch 'im and save yerselfs. 'sides, he's been making a loss for bloomin' ages, and I can stand to lose 'im.

 

Do you need a lawyer old chap?

 

Errr i'm not sure i should have you represent me. After all you were one of those who wants me lynched! Now about those photos i have of you, Randy Candy, the judges wig and gavel... to whom should i have teh copies sent to upon my lynching?

 

You sure you couldnt be persuaded to change your mind? I mean wnat have i ever done to you? Look at the stone mason, he over charged you for a new grinding wheel for your mill, and as for teh shoddy work he did on your stone walls... His prices must have cost you and arm and a leg.

(btw hows bessie you prise cow? I saw you giving her a good milking the other night. I'm sure i have some pictures of your hands at thier skillful work around here somewhere. Only i dont remeber seeing a milking bucket in them anywhere... hmm wonder if your wife would liek to see them?? fnar fanr)

 

Send them to the farmer if you would be so kind. I think he could need some cheering up as I haven't seen him for a while.

 

Count me in neighbour, I will bring my blade

 

Well then, I've got a potion or cream that'll sooth almost anything, but nowt that I know that'll sort a hairy joe. Wadda ya mean we ain't got a Joe? Oh well.

I see that it's red rashes and itchies cream thats most in demand from my, hrm, private entrance, does beg the question as to where ole Candy has been travelling recently what with all these ppl flying around with new complaints, Feltch yer flirty dirty fool and Rob, I thought you knew better, but Zeb, "The Strong" - not so, er, strong without the old purple pills eh, nudge nudge.

I'm a bit concerened 'bout Ria though, ain't in fer her usual potion, free on the house on account o' her lack o funds usually, but her mumblings when she's in 'er cups recently have made me double check me locks of a night.

My vote is for Ria, I'm all for customer loyalty but I don't want to be a loyal dinner either!

Now as for the rest of you, Randy you know where your's is, back shelf in the middle, lipstick red pot.

 

Day 1

Well, it seems as if Feltch has looked through his last window, because there aren't enough votes to keep him from the hangman's noose. You string him up and retire for the evening.

Votes to Lynch:
Feltch the Peeping Tom - 5 (by Col, James, PDJoe, Aloysius, Josiah)
Josiah the Farmer -2 (by nugget, Claude)
Randy Candy the Prostitute - 1 (by Garrett)
Col the Scribe - 1 (by Feltch)
Ria the Town Drunk - 1 (by Eig)

3 Villagers did not vote:
Rob the Undertaker (trebor_88 )
Ria the Town Drunk (MLP)
Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)

 

Night 1

Feltch must not have been the only one... there's still howling about... as well as other noises.

12 Villagers remain:
Aloysius, the Lounge Lizard Lawyer (JonnyMX)
Claude the Customs Official (GiddyG)
Col the Scribe (Col)
Eig the Apoth (GSteer)
Garrett the Traveller (Gingerdave)
Sheriff James the Stonemason (jk2447)
Pimp Daddy Joe (cisco lab rat)
Josiah the Farmer (Josiahb)
Randy Candy the Prostitute (nugget)
Rob the Undertaker (trebor_88 )
Ria the Town Drunk (MLP)
Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)

Lynched:
Feltch the Peeping Tom (Twizzle)

 

Day 2

You awaken and assemble in the Town Square. Strangely, the hangman's noose is empty... and you see Feltch walking around, alive as can be. Ah, it seems that the Witch must have restored him to health!

But not all of the Villagers assemble. There's not just one of you missing... there are THREE of you missing!

Randy Candy has been found dead in his/her/its house. Pimp Daddy Joe was slain outside of Randy Candy's window. Aloysius was found (alone) on his own bed, his liquor flask spilled on the floor.

10 Villagers remain:
Claude the Customs Official (GiddyG)
Col the Scribe (Col)
Eig the Apoth (GSteer)
Feltch the Peeping Tom (twizzle)
Garrett the Traveller (Gingerdave)
Sheriff James the Stonemason (jk2447)
Josiah the Farmer (Josiahb)
Rob the Undertaker (trebor_88 )
Ria the Town Drunk (MLP)
Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)

Lynched:
none permanently yet!

Likely killed by Werewolves:
Randy Candy the Prostitute (nugget)
Pimp Daddy Joe (cisco lab rat)

Likely poisoned:
Aloysius, the Lounge Lizard Lawyer (JonnyMX)

 

Day 2

Ah, it looks as though this day will be quite interesting... full of accusations!

Votes to Lynch:
Feltch the Peeping Tom - 4 (by James, Col, Eig, Rob)
Col the Scribe - 2 (by Feltch, Ria)
Rob the Undertaker - 2 (by Garrett, Claude)
Garrett the Traveller - 1 (by Josiah)

1 Villagers did not vote:
Zeb the Strong (zebulebu)

 

Neighbours, frankly in all my travels I have never seen something so weird, I swear that I saw Feltch do the hangmans dance and yet he is still walking and Randy and her pimp lie slain.

Weird.

As.

a really weird thing.

Whats the town lawman going to do? However it seems my previous idea about the source of the infection was wrong, so perhaps that someone whose work means they commune with the dead would have the power to cure the noose. I vote to hang

Rob the Undertaker