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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Oct 9, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and a gorgeous redhead is
    sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
    down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
    socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
    the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I'm so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back
    in place. "I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for
    your dinner to make it up to you."

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go
    to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares
    her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
    her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They have a
    wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the
    trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been
    SO incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are
    you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No," she replies. . . . . .

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    I knew it was coming, and still couldn't help but crack a smile :) Lol
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  3. greenbrucelee
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    greenbrucelee Zettabyte Poster

    Its one of them where you know the punchline but can't help laughing.

    LOL :D
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  4. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

    Oh dear :D
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  5. Theprof

    Theprof Petabyte Poster Premium Member

    LOL the punch line is expected, but its good though I like it.
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