Really Funny??

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Really Funny??

    An elderly Irishman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the
    agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of
    his favourite cheese scones wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,

    and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

    With laboured breath, he leaned against the
    door frame, gazing into the kitchen.

    Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself
    already in heaven, for here, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were dozens of his favourite cheese scones.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his
    devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left
    this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the
    table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched
    lips parted, he could almost taste the cheese scone before it was in his mouth,seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest
    scone at the edge of the table, when his hand was suddenly
    smacked with a spatula by his wife. . . . . . . . . . . . .

    "F*** off !! " she said, "they're for the funeral !!"
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  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    Nice one Callum :biggrin
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    ROTFLMAO - a beaut, Callum :biggrin
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  4. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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  5. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    ROTFLMAO, Good one.
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  6. Rosy
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    Rosy Megabyte Poster

    Take note of just how heartless us women can be Cazzam! [​IMG]
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