Radar Gun

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 5, 2004.

  1. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
    faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry"?

    To which I replied,"I'm late for work."

    To which he asked, "What do you do?"

    "I'm a rectum stretcher" I responded.

    The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?
    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

    "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
    up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I
    work side to side, until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

    Then the cop asked cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six
    foot a$$h0le?"

    To which I politely replied, "You give him a radargun and park him
    behind a bridge..."

    Traffic ticket: $95.00

    Court Costs: $45.00

    Look on the cop's face: Priceless
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  2. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Ideal scenario, Nugget - cracking joke, self-censored :lol:

    Nice one :D
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  3. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Good one Nugget :lolbang
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