Quiet tonight?

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Hillary is lying in bed wide-eyed one night, and starts poking Bill in
the back.

"Wake up," she says."

Bill just turns over and groans.

Again, she pokes him the back and says, "Bill, wake up!"

"What do you want?" he grunts in a sleepy voice.

"I'm going to the bathroom," she says

"You woke me up just to tell me your going to the bathroom?"

"No," Hillary says. "I want you to save my place."




Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another
hunter approached pulling his along too.

"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something... but I can tell you
that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then
the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy
was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah," the other added, "but we're getting farther away from the
truck...."