quick question

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With the way our washing machine vibrates its way out of the hole i could believe it!

I may end up with no g/f after that but i may land her sister.....

 

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Blimey! It must be a loose hole...

Considering the above, it may be a wise move... especially, if the plumber has to make everything tight again!

 

Your washing machine has a remote?

 

When you end up being the first bobbit in your country I'm gonna help them hide the dam thing. Would serve you right!


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt

 

Dam, I bet his wife is happy.

 

sex on tv is good, doing it whilst watching sex on tv is even better

 

she should be...but then dont women hate us men hogging the remote for any reason?

 

Reputation points for anyone who can name the movie and it's star (Briitish actor...hint, hint) from the following quote: "I like to watch".

 

"Being There", with Peter Sellers.

 

Rep added. Of course, the vast majority of CF members are asleep right now.

 

I take whatever advantages I can get.

 

I'm here! (bit late tho!)

 

And there was me thinking the quote was from that all time classic "the perverts guide to voyeurism"

As for the remote, you can now get remote control vibes for your g/f. Be fun watching her squirm when sat in the restaurant trying to eat pasta, might get a reaction like Meg Ryan from that film whose title eludes me for now. http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/store.cfm?cat=71

Back on topic, if your doing it on a widescreen and she asks "does my bum look big on this?" what do you say???

 

I'll answer this one even without an offer of rep: When Harry Met Sally.

 

How can we ever forget that moment?

Going back to the question regarding widescreen...if she does ask does her bum look big in this...well its simple...yes dear it does...and if she throws a hissy fit at you, there's always her sister

 

Yeah...two great movies, though very different from each other: Being There with Peter Sellers and Shirley MacLaine and When Harry Met Sally with Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan.

Ironically, both movies have a female "orgasm" scene. Meg Ryan's faked orgasm seemed to me...fake. I'd never have been fooled by her display.

On the other hand, although I have to assume that MacLaine didn't acutally orgasm for the sake of that one scene with Sellers, it would have convinced me.

Ok...now what about the telly again?

 

Better late than never

 

hmm what a strange thread to see on CF

Trip - I 'm impressed you can get it to work at your age without supervision.

(I was referring to the TV remote)

Monkey - runs for cover