Quick Joke

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  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

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    A little boy says to his mother,"Mummy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
    His mother replied, "Don't even go there! From what I remember about that party, you're lucky you don't bark! :D
     
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    How do you get Pickachu on a bus?


    Pokemon
     
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  3. Qs

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    NO !!
     
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  4. dazza786

    dazza786 Megabyte Poster

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    i ****ing lold so much at this
    i agree
     
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    ... and the "boom boom" award goes to ......:p:biggrin

    keep em coming lads ... it's good to laff ! :biggrin
     
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    Top Tip: Doing radiotherapy? Tell the doctor to give you twice the normal dose so it doubles your chances of becoming a superhero.
     
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    Two fish in a tank - One turns to the other and says "You man the turret and I'll drive"
     
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  8. dazza786

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    the one i heard was better imo

    two fish in a tank, one says to the other, 'how do we drive this thing?':blink:blink
     
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    Well I thought the whole point was that they are bad jokes? I'm not going to purposefully make it better :p

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    Er yeah bad jokes on purpose . . . . thats what i thought we were doing too . . . . . get with it dazza .. . . . .:eek::biggrin:eek::lol:
     
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  11. colemancol

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    Ha Ha..That is nice one.Quite funny.
    I also share one :
    joke

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

    Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
    Son : "I will choose my own bride".
    Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
    Son : "Well, in that case..."

    Next Jack approaches Bill Gates

    Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
    Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

    Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

    Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need."
    Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
    President : "Ah, in that case....."

    This is how business is done!!
     
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    Superman is flying round Metropolis bored one day when he sees wonderwoman sunbathing naked on her roof, he thinks to himself, 'I'll fly down, have my way with her, and be off before she realises whats happened"
    So faster than a speeding bullet he zooms down, gets his jollies and is back in the skies miliseconds later.

    She gets up, looks around and says 'What on earth was that'
    To which the invisible man goes "Dunno but my ar*ehole's in tatters"
     
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