PMS guide

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THE HORMONE HOSTAGE



THE HORMONE HOSTAGE KNOWS THAT THERE ARE DAYS IN

THE MONTH WHEN ALL A MAN HAS TO DO IS OPEN HIS MOUTH

& HE TAKES HIS LIFE INTO HIS OWN HANDS! THIS IS A HANDY

GUIDE THAT SHOULD BE AS COMMON AS A DRIVER'S LICENSE

IN THE WALLET OF EVERY HUSBAND, BOYFRIEND,

CO-WORKER, OR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!

DANGEROUS:
SAFER:
SAFEST:
ULTRA SAFE:

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
CAN I HELP YOU WITH DINNER?
WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO FOR DINNER?
HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

ARE YOU

WEARING THAT?
WOW, YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN BROWN!
WOW!

LOOK AT YOU!
HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT ARE YOU

SO WORKED UP ABOUT?
COULD WE BE OVERREACTING?
HERE'S MY PAYCHECK.
HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

SHOULD YOU BE EATING THAT?
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF APPLES LEFT.
CAN I GET YOU A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE WITH THAT?
HERE, HAVE

SOME WINE.

WHAT DID

YOU DO

ALL DAY?
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T OVER-DO IT TODAY.
I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU IN THAT ROBE!
HERE, HAVE

SOME MORE

WINE.


12 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR:

1. PASS MY SHOTGUN

2. PSYCHOTIC MOOD SWING

3. PERPETUAL MUNCHING SPREE

4. PUFFY MID-SECTION

5. PEOPLE MAKE me SICK

6. PROVIDE ME with SWEETS

7. PARDON MY SOBBING

8. PIMPLES MAY SURFACE

9. PASS MY SWEATS

10. PISSY MOOD SYNDROME

11. PACK MY STUFF

&&&

12. POTENTIAL MURDER SUSPECT

PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR HORMONAL FRIENDS & THOSE WHO MIGHT NEED A GOOD LAUGH!!

...OR MEN WHO MAY NEED WARNING!!

 

LOL

I deleted this one a few weeks back as well - and ExMerged it out of about twenty internal users' mailboxes after it somehow evaded the chain mail filter.

Christ's sake Twizzle - it's bad enough i have to see this shite at work all day without coming onto a forum to read it!

Next you'll be posting and telling the forum that:
MARKS & SPENCERS, IN CONJUNCTION WITH PERSIMMON HOMES, IS GIVING AWAY FREE VOUCHERS

Or

Bill Gates Is Shutting Down The Internet...

 

We must all be on the same chain then lol as thats how i got it!!

Funny how our anti-spam and junk mail filters never pick these up!