Phone Call

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    [font=Verdana,]Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$60,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!

    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

    The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
    Certifications: MCSE, MCSA (messaging), ITIL Foundation v3
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  2. punkboy101
    Honorary Member

    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

    Probly me, knowing my luck lol

    Thanks for the laugh AJ, needed that, just on my way out the door to an interview. [​IMG]
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  3. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    LMAO :biggrin Nice one, AJ :clap

    Oh, and good luck Punkboy :thumbleft
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    WIP: Clarity
  4. SimonV
    Honorary Member

    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Good one AJ. :)
    Certifications: MOS Master 2003, CompTIA A+, MCSA:M, MCSE
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  5. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Thanks for that mate.:thumbleft

    BTW, you are all invited to the housewarming party tonight.:D
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