ooooooooh.

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A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches,
with a
plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly introduces him as
Simon.

'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell
the
audience what happened'

'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle
when we
had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright
but I
survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was
eventually cut
free. The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save
my
legs.'

'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial?'
asks
Matthew.

'No Matthew. while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my
uncle
had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances
in
medical science, they could graft his legs onto my body. The operation
was
successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to
be
walking fully again by the end of the year.' A huge round of applause
erupts
from the audience.

'That's an unbelievable story. So, who are you going to be?'

'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'

:roll:

 

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<moan>

 

ooooooooh.

 

Oh Dear :roll:

 

That hurt Angus

 

Shame on you Angus.

Didn't see that coming.

 

Deffo "below the belt" :P

 

Hey Jak u made me laugh.
Not easy after my day.Cheers