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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by AJ, May 6, 2009.

  1. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    The Indian With One Testicle

    [FONT=&quot]There once was an Indian who had only one testicle[/FONT][FONT=&quot] and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that [/FONT][FONT=&quot]name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally [/FONT][FONT=&quot]cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone[/FONT][FONT=&quot] again I will kill them!'
    [/FONT][FONT=&quot]The word got around and nobody called [/FONT][FONT=&quot]him that any more.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird [/FONT][FONT=&quot]forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He [/FONT][FONT=&quot]jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into[/FONT][FONT=&quot] the forest where he made love to her all day and[/FONT][FONT=&quot] all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The word got around that Onestone meant what [/FONT][FONT=&quot]he promised he would do. Years went by and no-[/FONT][FONT=&quot]one dared call him by his given name until a woman[/FONT][FONT=&quot] named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being [/FONT][FONT=&quot]away.

    Yellow Bird , who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him[/FONT][FONT=&quot] and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' [/FONT][FONT=&quot]Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all [/FONT][FONT=&quot]night, made
    love to her all the next day, made love to[/FONT][FONT=&quot] her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    Why ???[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    OH, come on... take a guess !!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    Think about it !!!

    [/FONT][FONT=&quot] You're going to love this !!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]

    Everyone knows...[/FONT][FONT=&quot]You can't kill Two
    Birds[/FONT][FONT=&quot] with OneStone :D:D:D:D[/FONT]
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  2. Tinus1959

    Tinus1959 Gigabyte Poster

    Nice one.
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