One for English members of the board I think..

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Q: Why are there no scousers in Star Trek?

A: They don't intend to work in the future either!

 

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im sure they would class hotwiring a trade!

 

A scouse man walks into the job centre…

Scouse man “I am looking for a job”

Job centre “Certainly sir, we have one here. Pays £100,000 a year and you have to inspect page 3 girls before they go on stage”

Scouse man “That’s sounds great, you must be joking!”

Job centre “Well you started it!”

Di-dum-tish!

 

what do you call a scouse in a suit?




the accused!

 

Q. What do you call a scouser in a white shell suit ?














A. The bride.

 

Why should you avoid a scouser on a bike while you are driving?




It might be your bike.

 

Two scousers in a car with no music on, who is driving?


The Police

 

All the scousers in liverpool have voted to give a thumbs down to the euro

A recent source said that they wanted to keep the giro

 

Oh by the way ive got a great song while we are on the subject of taking the mickey out of scousers

Its a tune that nearly everyone know called dont cha by the pussy cat dolls and is very funny if anyone wants it id be happy to pass it them.

I dont know of the MODS would let me post it up here ???

 

I'd like the song if you could pm me. cheers