Once upon a time

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by SimonV, Jul 10, 2003.

  1. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

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    .....before turning into the red version of the incredible hulk, the incredible sulk! "its not Fergie, its Fergal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! besides, im easy me, one meal an im anyones, lol"
     
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  2. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

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    As this was going on nugget appeared from around the corner with a carton of ice cold VB under his arm and casually asked "VB anyone?"

    With a quick flick of the wrist he tossed one each to Jak and Fergal. Jak snaked out his hairless little paw and Fergal, with a daring move, whipped out his tail and caught the frosty green can as it bounced off Rosy's temple with a dull thunk.

    They both ripped the cans open, downed the liquid gold in 3 gulps, belched loudly, looked at Rosy and said......
     
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  3. SimonV
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    How you doin!!

    Rosy replied:.....
     
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  4. Fergal1982

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    "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could just wood? and if they dont WANT to chuck wood, would they get a job in IT?"
     
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  5. Nelix
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    I would chuck would'nt chuck any amount of wood, as a wood chuck can't chuck wood................

    BUT, If a wood chuck could chuck and if a wood chuck would chuck, how much wood would a wood chuck or could a wood chuck chuck
     
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  6. Rosy
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    Poor little Jak was looking very confused and frustrated at all this. Suddenly, he got so annoyed with all the wood chucking that he burst his shell with rage ( :eek: ) and shrieked ..........
     
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  7. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    "Oh dear, it would appear I have burst my shell with rage"....:ohmy :oops:
     
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  8. Rosy
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    Once he had recovered from the shock he.............
     
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  9. Fergal1982

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    .....Found he had something Inside him, but had no idea what! He..................
     
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  10. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    ...gmailed his good friend....
     
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  11. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    .. Fergal, who also seemed to have something inside him. Thank god I don't have to use a [email protected] Hotmail account Jak thought as he wrote...........
     
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