Oldie that still puts a smile on your face!

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Dear Dad letter!

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her,
because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and
because she is so much older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find
a cure for AIDS, so Stacy
can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit,
so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.

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P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse
things in life than the school report that's on my desk. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

 

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Supurb !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RAOFLMAO

 

Heard it with the *there are worse things than England loosing on penalities*. It is a classic....

 

I love it.