Nudist Club Membership

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Nelix, Dec 5, 2003.

  1. Nelix
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    Nelix Gigabyte Poster

    A 68 year old man joined a Nudist Club.

    First day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
    A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
    The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
    for me?"
    The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
    She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
    you get an erection it implies you called for me."
    Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a
    towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

    The man continues to explore the colony's facilities.
    He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

    Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the
    steam room toward him. "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
    "No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer.
    "You must be new," says the hairy man. "It 's a rule that if you fart, it
    implies that you called for me."
    The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and
    has his way with him.
    The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he i greeted by
    the smiling, naked receptionist.
    "May I help you?" she says.
    The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key
    back and you can keep the $500 membership fee"
    "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
    haven't had the chance to see all our facilities."
    The man replies,

    "Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I get an erection once a month but I
    fart 15 times a day!
    I'm outta here!"
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  2. flex22

    flex22 Gigabyte Poster

    ROFL :P

    That's a goodun :rainfro
  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    eww :sick
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  4. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    :lol: Funny
    Certifications: MOS Master 2003, CompTIA A+, MCSA:M, MCSE
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  5. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Quality, Nelix :lol: :thumbleft
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
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