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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Apr 16, 2006.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster


    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return,

    her father cussed her.

    Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a

    line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum


    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a


    "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot!

    Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

    "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur

    coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for

    $5 million.

    For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling

    new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a

    membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation

    for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera,


    Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.

    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a

    Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"

    tm canadian lady humour ltd
    Certifications: ECDL
    WIP: A+

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