Never Piss Off A Texas Woman

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phil, Jan 17, 2005.

  1. Phil
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    Phil Gigabyte Poster

    A West Texas Cowboy's wife came home just in time to
    find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength,
    borne of fury, and cutting calves, she dragged him down the stairs, out
    the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn. She put his
    tally-whacker in a vice, and then secured it tightly and removed the
    Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged up Cowboy was
    terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off with
    that rusty damn saw, are you?"
    The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the
    saw in her husband's hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set this old shed
    on fire, and go to town for a cold beer. You do whatever you want!!!

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  2. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Another cracker, good one Phil :)
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Superb Phil, absolutely superb.[​IMG]
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