Make sure she calls you.

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by noelg24, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    hope this isnt too saucy for most of you guys but its funny all the same..

    I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit
    lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see
    advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab.

    I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl
    calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the
    photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
    beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You
    know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the heck, I'll
    give her a call.

    "Hello?" the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy.

    "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to
    come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight
    with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I
    want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky
    the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements,
    toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
    heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate
    syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that

    She says,

    "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
    press 9."
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  2. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

    Funny, but you kind of gave the punchline away with the thread title. :)
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  3. noelg24

    noelg24 Terabyte Poster

    damn knew I shouldnt have done that!

    EDIT: Ok changed it now!
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Maybe this guy doesn't need an outside line. :tongue
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  5. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

    LOL :D
    That is the type of thing that would happen to me :oops:
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