London Cabbie

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A London cabbie picks up a American Tourist:

Cabbie: ello mate where to ?
Tourist:Take me for a a tour of London please

Cabbie sure

Tourist: Whats that ? (points at Canary Wharf)

Cabbie That's Canary Wharf, biggest skyscraper in the UK that, to a while to build tho mind you.

Tourist: You call that a skyscraper ? see that in America twice as big twice as good and take only 3 days to build.

Tourist: whats that there ? (points at St Pauls Cathedral)

Cabbie: that is St Pauls Cathedral, took over 100 years to build that

Tourist: you call that a cathedral ? see that in America twice as big twice as good and take only 3 days to build.

Tourist: whats that over there ? ( points at Houses of parliament )

Cabbie That there mate is the Houses of parliament Took over 100 years to finish one of our greatest landmarks

Tourist: you call that a Landmark ? see that in America twice as big twice as good and take only 3 days to build.

Tourist: Whats that over there ? (points at Buckingham Palace)

Cabbie Dunno Wasn't there yesterday

 

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ROTFLMAO. Thanks mate.

 

Good one, Syntax - liked it