l'idl patrick

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    For his birthday, Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is £80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it.

    The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an £80,000 mortgage and no fu**ing bike!"
     
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  2. sneezie

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    hehehe :biggrin
     
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  3. Bluerinse
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    Classic stuff Moom :p
     
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  4. Veteran's son

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    moominboy that's hilarous, man! :biggrin :hahaha
     
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    Brilliant. :thumbleft
     
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