Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun

    I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South London
    and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton is married to a guy from
    Liverpool .

    My mother and father have recently been arrested for growing and
    selling marijuana and are currently dependant on my two sisters who
    are prostitutes.

    I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole life
    sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape and murder of a teenage boy
    in 1994, the other is currently being held in Wandsworth on charges
    of incest on his three children. I have recently become engaged to
    marry a former Thai prostitute who is still a part time 'working
    girl' in a brothel, however her time there is limited as she has
    recently been infected with an STD.

    We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking into
    the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancé utilising
    her knowledge of the industry working as a manager. I am hoping my
    two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
    prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would at least get them
    off the streets, and hopefully the heroin.

    My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her
    into the family, and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

    Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a scouser?
    Certifications: currently doing A+/MCSE
    WIP: Curr/Supervisor/Duty Mgr/Retail DIY

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