last one for a while i'm

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, May 21, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    Very old, but I love it...

    This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
    So off he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

    After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
    which came in a little white box to use for his house.
    He took the box back home, found a good location for the box,
    and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

    So he asked the centipede in the box,

    "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

    But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
    but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

    "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

    But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

    So he waited a few minutes more,
    thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;

    this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

    "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

    A little voice came out of the box:

    "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f*cking shoes on!"

    Catch you all soon wishes Callum
    Certifications: currently doing A+/MCSE
    WIP: Curr/Supervisor/Duty Mgr/Retail DIY
  2. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Ooooooooooooooh, the sheer pain !!!!!!!!!! :eek:

    Beautiful, Caz - take care, man :thumbleft
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity
  3. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    oldie but a goodie :biggrin
    Certifications: MCSE, MCSA (messaging), ITIL Foundation v3
    WIP: Breathing in and out, but not out and in, that's just wrong
  4. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Brilliant mate.:D
    Certifications: A+ | Network+ | Security+ | MCP (270,271,272,290,620) | MCDST | MCTS:Vista
    WIP: MCSA, 70-622,680,685

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