last one for a while i'm affraid...lol

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Very old, but I love it...

This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So off he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box,
and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

So he asked the centipede in the box,

"Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"

But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit,
but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.

So he waited a few minutes more,
thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time;

this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting,

"Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box:









"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f*cking shoes on!"



Catch you all soon guys.........best wishes Callum

 

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Ooooooooooooooh, the sheer pain !!!!!!!!!!



Beautiful, Caz - take care, man

 

Brilliant mate.