Kite Flying!

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A man in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He keeps throwing it into the air, where the wind catches it for
a few seconds before it comes crashing back down.
Watching him from the kitchen window, his wife mutters how men
have to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells, "You need more tail."
He shouts back, "Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"