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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Raffaz, Jun 1, 2007.

  1. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    George Bush is visiting the Queen of England.
    He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
    Are there any tips you can give me?"
    "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
    Yourself with intelligent people."

    Bush frowns, "But how do I know the people around me are really

    The Queen takes a sip of tea.
    "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle."
    The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send The Prime
    Minister in here, would you?"
    Tony Blair walks into the room. "Your Majesty...."
    The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
    father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
    Without pausing for a moment, Blair answers, "That would be me!" "Yes!
    Very good!" says the Queen.

    Back at the White House, Bush calls in his vice president, Dick Cheney.

    "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child.
    It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

    "I'm not sure," says the vice president. "Let me get back to you on that one."
    Dick Cheney goes to his advisers and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.

    Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
    Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"

    Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
    Dick Cheney smiles. "Thanks!"

    Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and asks to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."

    Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his face,
    "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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  2. nXPLOSi

    nXPLOSi Terabyte Poster

    Lol, couldnt be more true, ahahaha :biggrin
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  3. wagnerk
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    wagnerk aka kitkatninja Moderator

    I liked that one :biggrin

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  4. Headache

    Headache Gigabyte Poster

    Ha ha !

    Nice one, mate. Very funny.
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  5. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    Still funny every time I read it. :thumbleft
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  6. SaraConnor

    SaraConnor New Member

    LOL Very Funny, never heard before.thank you for Sharing...

    I have one for sharing , check it

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
    Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it
    to you."

    The barber puts a dollar in one hand and two quarters in the other, then
    calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

    The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

    "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

    Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
    of the ice cream store. "Hey son! May I ask you a question? Why did you
    take the quarters instead of the dollar?"

    The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar,
    the game's over!"

    Moral: When you think the other is dumb, you are making a fool of

    Sara Conner
  7. BosonMichael
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    BosonMichael Yottabyte Poster

    It's all good, Sara...

    ...except that link in your post.
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