Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by moominboy, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

    The genie said "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said "I wish I had a mansion."

    The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.

    The man said "I would like a million dollars."

    The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars.

    Then the man said,

    "Scare me half to death."
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  2. jackbauer

    jackbauer Bit Poster

    that is hilarous moominboy

    this really is the joke of the day.

    :rocks :clap :cheers :tongue :lol:
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  3. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    He must really *hate* his ex. :blink
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