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Its not what you think!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Feb 16, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    Husband: Oh, come on.
    Wife: Leave me alone!
    Husband: It won't take long.
    Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
    Husband: I can't sleep without it.
    Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
    Husband: Because I'm Hot.
    Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
    Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
    Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
    Husband: You don't love me anymore.
    Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
    Husband: Please...come on
    Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
    Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
    Wife: I can't find it.
    Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
    Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
    Husband: Oh, yes.
    Wife: Is it up far enough?
    Husband: Oh, that's good.

    Wife: Now go to bed and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself

    And if any of ya thought it was something else go wash ya minds!!:twisted:
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  2. Sparky
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    Sparky Zettabyte Poster Moderator

    The whole time I was reading that I was thinking 'FFS open the window!' :biggrin

    honest :rolleyes:
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  3. Raffaz

    Raffaz Kebab Lover Gold Member

    I was thinking FFS open ya legs, i admit im a perv :twisted:
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  4. Fergal1982

    Fergal1982 Petabyte Poster

    erm... i too am a perv, but thats not what i was thinking. i was thinking he was asking her to demonstrate her ability to suckstart a leafblower (thats about as polite as it can be put). :lol:
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  5. wizard

    wizard Petabyte Poster

    I just have a perverted mind :twisted:
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