1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Irish Coffee

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by farmer, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. farmer

    farmer Byte Poster

    Irish Coffee


    An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in reviving her husband's libido.

    "What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.

    "Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".

    "Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went".

    It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.

    The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was horrid. Just terrible, doctor!"

    "Really? What happened" asked the doctor?

    "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in h is eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"

    "Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good"?

    "Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again"
    Certifications: C&G level 2, ECDL, IC3, MOS
    WIP: city and guilds level3 , a+

Share This Page