If a General Election (UK) were called, who would you vote for?

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Well I would vote conservative at the moment I have always voted labour previously but they seem to have lost their way. There is another probably socially unacceptable party that have some views that interest me but they will never get into power which on the whole is a good thing. B*P

 

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As there are parties in the Poll with less votes then me, can I get added ? I'm up for it

 

I believe I stated this previously, completely and unedited. Nothing hidden, no spin, plain and simple:

Can't think what I'm missing here ?

 

Me too.

I'm not allowed to vote but if I did it would be for the free beer.

 

Europe - Arran Blonde, Leffe, Becks, Kronenenburg, Stella Artois, San Miguel .... need I continue ?


Energy prices - Beer gardens use nature's own energy

Food prices - 24 multi-pack crisps, beer nuts and dairy-based dips. Economy and nutrition in one simple policy.

Crime - Other than AJ's crap taste in music on the jukebox, there should be nothing criminal around here.

NHS - Fair enough. Health is a big issue. So I have secured Mitzs as the CF designated driver (best I could do - and a poss vote-killer, but go with me on this). The rest of us should survive with nothing more than a small-to medium planet-sized headache (sunstroke induced, of course) but please remember that proper drinking has proper drinking risks


Vote Gav, vote Party

 

Hey, I am in the same room you know, and I can freaking read even if I can't spell. Your gonna get a best I could do steel toe boot up the arse if you keep that up matey!

 

If we are talking mandates, here is mine

Free beer for geeks....That us

Petrol tax dropped by 20 pence

Road tax cut by one third

Make offenders work on the road maitenance for the duration of their sentence.

Steralize chav families

Death penality re introduced for murderers and sexual offenders

Abolish MPs spending allowance as they get paid far too much anyway.

people who wont work get forced to work by stopping their benefits.

Cut the pay hospital administrators get paid and put it back into the NHS where it should be

And thats just the start.

 

I think you forgot:

Bring back the cane in school-didnt do us any harm.

National service.

 

National service I think in some way would be a good idea but I don't like the cane idea. But teachers should have more powers.

 

Well, being me, lets agree to disagree!

 

Maybe we should decide on a certforums mandate and go into politics. Some good policies already stated.

For voting we could use the poll booth here. It's also environmentally friendlier.

 

Why are we steralizing the chav? If anyone needs to be steralized it is the sex offenders. I all for cutting off their balls with a dull rusty knife and no pain meds.

How about instead of cutting road taxes we instead use it for the proper equipment and supplies to keep them well maintain. Or do we already have the stuff?

And before we go any further and someone says something dumb. Like your not even a uk citzens. While this may be true, in GAV land I am already a Jakamoko citzen. So back off people!

 

Are you talking about a real cane? Like how they cane peoples feet in some countries for punishment? Or do you mean like a board? A paddle?

 

Because the chavs are a drain on society and a waste of space, although its the same for sex offenders too.

They have the stuff they just don't use them or do the job right, ever seen the film falling down with Michael Douglas? They have to do as little as possible so they get the same budget each year.

Your entitled to your opinion as much as anyone.

 

Not sure on national service.... We have enough problems with people and guns already without giving people the proper training to kill people properly

 

Before this thread goes donwhill can I just remind you all what drum_dude said in his openning post:

That includes the newly formed Jakamoko party!

 

I always vote Lib Dem. Always have, probably always will.

The only people wasting votes are those that vote Labour or Conservative instead of Lib Dem because they believe they'll never get in.

 

It's funny how we quickly sway to the opposition as soon as things are not cooking as they use too especially when the party was first elected Huh! just goes to show and prove that we are a never ending people that always see fault either right or wrong.