I killed a stripper because I love marijuana!!

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I slept with an orange because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

 

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Was it a fresh orange?

 

I hope it was at least ripe!

 

Yas - some funny stuff going on!! Lol. Btw. Despite popular belief, it's actually the waist size that counts - a 30 DD looks practically the same as a 34 C, so no "BBM" (but It was supposed to be a joke anyways - lol)

 

When I said BBM I was referring to BrainBeacon Michael dear...lol...not something to do with your womanly figure...(that sort of thing I cant say in front of the children ) but thanks for the lowdown on waist sizes and bra sizes...lol

 

So there was no need for the explanation then....well at least you're now clued up!!

 

Yep thank you...hehe...but I knew that already...have had my fair share of women in all shapes and sizes

 

Lol!

 

Your to funny Leehaa. Oh dam, stomach cramps.

 

Glad it amused.

 

I just cant wait when you visit the Toon again...hehe...

 

LMAO u not alone mate u not alone!

 

Fantastic...hehe...

 

Of course, nothing but the best for me

 

I needed a ninja because thats how I roll.................How boring am I?

However, i did start to iron a black shirt this morning.....I needed a ninja because I'm sexy..........not sure if thats good or bad

 

Guess it depends on what you need the ninja for.

 

...but if you went by the colour of your avatar's hair and top....

 

I killed a homeless guy because i'm gay!

but im sure he deserved it, as a moral homosexual in good standing i would never condone killing anyone regardless of social status :P

 

I ran naked with your dealer because I'm a pimp and your jealous

So there.

All my relationships to this point have been bad, so you can't scare me!