I killed a stripper because I love marijuana!!

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pick the month you were born in
1 - I banged
2 - I killed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I licked
7 - I needed
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - your mom
02 - a horse
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - you
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - a bisexual
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a ninja
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - the kool-aid man
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a stripper
22 - a easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because im awesome like that

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I slept with a porn star because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

 

i licked a pickle becuase I love marijuana

 

So far The_Geek is winning...hehe...nice one...

by the way Geek...I want that sig..

 

I smoked with a bag of weed because I'm beautiful.

 

I killed an easter egg because I'm gay

 

I Needed a pornstar because i had to

 

we are getting some crackers so far...but The_Geek is still ahead...

 

i raped a whore because i have AMAZING BOOBS!

 

I ran shirtless with a kool-aid man because the lil people told me too...

I'm not sure what a kool-aid man is however.

 

this is 2nd place behind The_Geek...so far so good...hehe...

 

I banged the Kool-aid man Because thats how i roll,
, because I'm beautiful , Because the lil people told me to and because I have double D's (Yeah, the t-shirt is kinda flowery, but, WTF?? How did you know the last one - lol!!!)

 

I banged YOU because i'm a pimp and you're jealous! lol

 

er...

... uh...

...I slept with a bisexual because I had to.

...and she was cute.

 

LMAO!!! Damn we are getting some right corkers here...Leehaa I love yours with the whole mixture of colours there, very creative and BBM, enough said

 

I raped you because the ill people told me too



lol..

 

OMG!
I needed a crackhead, because that how I roll, because I'm sexy, and it would seem because I smoke crack! Ok now, I'm going to change my shirt...

 

I don't know which is worse, joes or mine Heres Joes.

I banged a horse because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

Dam, my family is just messed up. But Im proud.

 

Happy, this is the kool-aid man. Kool aid is a powder you buy in packets, and add your own water and sugar, kids love up. And I think just about everyone here grew up on it.