How about a joke?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Gaz 45, Jun 26, 2005.

  1. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean-Claude Van Damme are standing around talking about their latest films. Suddenly, a huge hand comes down from the sky, and points at Sly. A deep voice booms out 'I am God, and I will make you into a famous composer'.

    Sly thinks about it for a minute, then replies 'Can I be Mozart?', and in a flash, he's transformed, curly wig and all. The hand then points at Van Damme, and again says 'I will make you into a famous composer'. Van Damme considers this, and says 'I would like to be Beethoven', and he too is transformed into a curly-wigged, somewhat deaf composer (or a damn big dog if you like).

    Finally, the hands points to Arnie. 'Who will you be?', the voice intones. Instantly Schwarzenegger replies :

    'I'll be Bach'
     
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  2. Phoenix
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    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

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    can i shoot you now? or would you like to say goodbye to everyone first?
     
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  3. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    Hold on, I'm half-way through my 70-229 mock! You can't kill me yet.
     
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  4. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

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    This is the face of a composer?

    [​IMG]

    btw Gaz, I'd like to shoot you with that gun. What a groaner. :rolleyes:
     
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  5. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    No no Trip, we would need something much bigger for that crime against humour. Maybe a cannon of some description. :D

    Keep em comin Gaz. :wink :tongue
     
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  6. AJ

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    <Speachless> :x
     
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  7. The_Geek

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    That was horrible!!! Absolutely horrible!!!!!


    And I can't stop laughing at it!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
     
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  8. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Please join me in a minute's silence, as we mark the death of Gaz45's potential career in the the CF comedy circuit ....:blink
     
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  9. Gaz 45

    Gaz 45 Kilobyte Poster

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    Grrr philistines. At least one person laughed - result!
     
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