Handjob anyone?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by JonnyMX, Jan 8, 2010.

  1. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

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    Right.

    That's got your attention.

    I'm still trying to work out if this is real or not, and I'm not going to order one to find out because I don't want to have to explain it to the wife when she sees the credit card statement...

    http://www.ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html

    :eek:
     
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  2. nugget
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    Order now and get a second handjob for free. :twisted:
     
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  3. Theprof

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    Lmao!
     
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  4. metalhead66

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    Thats sooooo funny, but kinda sick with the old grandma showering herself after he pops his cork......
     
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  5. Kitkatninja
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    Nice one :twisted:

    -Ken
     
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  6. AJ

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    Filter at work stops it :(
     
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  7. JonnyMX

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    No handjob for YOU then.

    :dry
     
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  8. JonnyMX

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    No, it's the little boy getting one as a present and saying 'thanks uncle Brad'.
    Borderline illegal...
     
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  9. craigie

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    Made me lmao :)
     
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  10. metalhead66

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    Imagine commercials like that in this country!!!!:eek:, Would be funny though
     
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    DIY.....:oops:
     
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  12. Boycie
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    Classic! :D
     
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  13. zxspectrum

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    Smutty immature, childish, obscene, ludicrous outrageous vile ................................................


    I love it
     
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  14. Mr.Cheeks

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    the ad for that is great! wonder whether there they do a similar item for blocked passages, like guttering? ...blow job perhaps?
     
  15. Boycie
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    LOL. Good to see you Nad!
     
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  16. Bluerinse
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    Haha brilliant! :D
     
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  17. AJ

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    Ahh now I see (at home now).

    I think every home should have one. :D
     
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  18. derkit

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    LOL - I love it

    Isn't that Michael Palin at the table with the grandma? About 49/50 secs in.
     
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  19. Bluerinse
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    No, i dont think so, it's just a look-a-like :rolleyes:
     
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