Got a ticket?

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by nugget, Mar 6, 2006.

  1. nugget
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    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engineers buy only one ticket. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "How can the three of you travel on one ticket?" asks a lawyer. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Aboard the train the lawyers take their respective seats while all three engineers cram into the restroom and squeeze the door closed behind them. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] When the conductor comes around collecting tickets, he knocks on the restroom door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] The lawyers are impressed with this clever idea. One the way home from the conference, they decide to copy the engineers' technique. At the station, they buy a single ticket for their return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all! [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "How in the hell are you going to pull this off?" asks a lawyer. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] "Watch and you'll see," answers an engineer. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] They board the train. The three lawyers cram into one restroom and the three engineers cram into the other restroom. [/font]
    [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Shortly after the train departs, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and knocks on the other restroom door. "Ticket, please!"[/font]
     
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  3. Jakamoko
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    Jakamoko On the move again ...

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    Genius !! :biggrin
     
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    absolutely wonderful...:biggrin...
     
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