Got a Gmail account

Discussion in 'The Lounge - Off Topic' started by SimonV, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. AJ

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    Please can I have a Gmail account invite.
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  2. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    Boy this is fun, I need to get some more of these invites. AJ, its only an email address...... :rolleyes:

    As I said to Flex don't plead or grovel, AJ I thought you were a damn fine chap until now :biggrin
     
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  3. AJ

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    Ok I know it was pathetic but how about I sell you my daughter, those of my family and my immediate neighbours.

    I would also throw in some Cuban Virgins and some local pets that I can send your way :thumbleft

    :biggrin :biggrin :biggrin
     
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  4. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    Oh the gods are shining on me today I just got two more invites that last for 10 days.............. COME ON MEMBERS, who wants a gmail account and can use there imagination and complete the two requirements without pleading or groveling.
     
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  5. AJ

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    Well if it's only an email addy you can forget about the Cuban Virgins then, I'll keep them for something else 8)
     
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  6. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

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    Right this isn't working so:

    A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

    So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

    Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
     
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  7. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    A young family goes to the zoo, and whilst looking at the elephants, the dad goes off to get ice creams.

    The little boy tugs on his mum's arm, and ask's what hanging off the elephant. The mum replies "that's the trunk dear" the little boy say's "no, underneath it mummy" the mum blushes, then tells him it's nothing.

    Anyway, the dad come's back, and the mum goes to the bathroom. The little boy ask's his dad the same question, and the dad replies that it's his trunk. the little boy say's, "no dad, the thing underneath." "ohh" say's the dad, that's the elephant's willy". "AAhhh" say's the little boy "but mum said that's nothin."

    the dad sighs, and then replies "well son, I've spoiled that woman...."

    :biggrin


    So, may I have an invite now, or am I gonna have to do better than this? Afterall, there's no international postage,
    and you would always have a place to stay in eastern canada.:biggrin

    P.S, I should get one , after that fixed mug contest :cry: . lol
     
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  8. nugget
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    OK #1 I think I should get a Gmail account because....I am such a sad pathetic git that I just have to have what everyone else has so I really need this account to satisfy my basic insecurity to prove to the world that I am as good as the next person (which is you Si).

    I hope you have something soft to land on Si,

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    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and the weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
     
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  9. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    The following members have been sent a gmail invite, check your email that you use for the forums:

    Flex22
    Punkboy101
    AJ
    Nugget

    I've just received a couple more this morning so now have another 3 to give away so come on who wants em and can use there imagination and complete the two requirements without pleading or groveling


    Sorry Ryan I thought it only fair to give them to contributing members and as you have one already.

    If any of you would like a graphic then just ask here. :biggrin
     
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  10. flex22

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    AJ wrote:

    "Please can I have a Gmail account invite.
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    AJ, you aren't looking after a huge, remote, snowed in empty Hotel during your holidays are you? :ohmy
    Take care mate :D

    Wahey I've been offered a Gmail account and I'm not even funny and I beg for a living :p

    I must be doing something right :D

    Thanks:!:
     
  11. noelg24

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    1. I keep getting crap emails from Lou so they have to be stored somewhere.
    2. Bill Cosby really is my grandad...

    not sure if that helps :rolleyes:
     
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  12. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    Put some effort into it noelg24, its taken me alot of hasstle to get theses invites, its the least you could do.
     
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  13. noelg24

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    OK THEN....I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT I AM NOT FUNNY...BUT I AM BIG AND I AM CLEVER!!! I really that good at this stuff...if I wanted one so badly I would do it myself...but thanks Si...:D
     
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  14. SimonV
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    OK no problem. :offtopic Still 3 left to give away.
     
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  15. nugget
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    Thanks Si.:D

    Can I have a graphic too please.

    gregg.cole [at] gmail.com

    Thanks ever so much.:D
     
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  16. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    Your welcome, your post did make me laugh, thanks. It was a fair trade.
     
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  17. punkboy101
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    punkboy101 Back from the wilderness

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    Si, you ROCK!! You've made my day, as I'm havin a really stressfull week. :biggrin


    Could you please make me a graphic too?

    andystewart101 [at] gmail.com

    Thanks :D
     
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  18. SimonV
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    There you go punkboy101
     

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  19. SimonV
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    Nugget heres your graphic:
     

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  20. SimonV
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    SimonV Petabyte Poster Gold Member

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    It must be my lucky week I just hold of another invite to give away so that makes 4 now. Complete the two requirements without pleading or groveling and if I like what you did you will get a gmail account.
     
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