Good Irish Advice.

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The wise old (Irish) Mother Superior from county Tipperary was dying. The
nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her comfortable. They gave her
some warm milk to drink, but she refused it. Then one nun took the glass
back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey they had received
as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount
into the warm milk. When she walked back at Mother Superior's bed, she held
the glass to her lips.


Mother drank a little of the milk mixed with Irish whiskey, then a little
more. Before they knew it, she had drunk the whole glass down to the last
drop. "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom
before you die." She raised herself up in bed with a joyous look in her eyes
and said, "DON'T SELL THAT COW."