Going to the Pharmacist

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A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The
pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you
cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license,
they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled-out a picture of her husband in bed
with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you
had a prescription."

 

Do I detect the beginnings of a sense of humour Trip?

I like it

 

What a pearler Trip

 

Glad you do, I've always had a sense of humor. A friend in Canada e-mailed it to me because she says I always make her laugh. Thought I'd pass it along.