Going to the Pharmacist

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by tripwire45, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The
    pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.
    The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you
    cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license,
    they'll throw both of us in jail, and all kinds of bad things will happen!
    Absolutely not, you can NOT have any cyanide!"
    Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled-out a picture of her husband in bed
    with the pharmacist's wife.
    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, you didn't tell me you
    had a prescription."
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  2. AJ

    AJ 01000001 01100100 01101101 01101001 01101110 Administrator

    :biggrin:biggrin Cracker :biggrin:biggrin
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  3. nugget
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    nugget Junior toady

    Do I detect the beginnings of a sense of humour Trip?:D

    I like it :thumbleft
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  4. Boycie
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    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

    What a pearler Trip :D
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  5. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    Glad you do, I've always had a sense of humor. A friend in Canada e-mailed it to me because she says I always make her laugh. Thought I'd pass it along. :)
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