Gender Identity

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Did you know that many non living things have a Gender.

For example:

1.FREEZER BAGS
They are male,because they hold everything in,but you can see straight through them.

2.COPIERS
They are female,because once turned off it takes a while to warm up again.
Its an affective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3.TYRES
They are male,because it goes bald and is often over inflated.

4.HOT AIR BALLOON
Male,to get it going anywhere you have to light a fire underneath it,and of course there's the hot air part.

5.SPONGES
Female,because they are soft and squeezable,and retain water.

6.WEB PAGE
Female,because its always getting hit on

7.SUBWAY
Male,because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

8.HOURGLASS
Female,because over time the weight shifts to the bottom.

9.HAMMER
Male,because it hasn't changed much over the last 500 years but its handy to have around.

10.REMOTE CONTROL















Female.HA!you thought it would be male,but consider this.
-It gives
A man pleasure,he'd be lost with out it,and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push,he keeps trying.

 

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Excellent, good point!
I'm sure we can think of a few more.

 

nice one mate!

 

COMPUTER: They're male because you only have to press one button to turn them on.

Can anyone think of more?

 

CARS:FEMALE


because,logically you only need to insert your key to start it up every time but does it?

poor, i know.

 

Mine's a woman because it doesn't do what it's told and goes into a strop for no reason.
And I don't understand what makes it tick...

 

LOL. That would deffo make Windows 98 female.

 

Then logic dictates that WinME was a petulant 14 year-old girl who's discovered make-up just as adolescence is kicking in !!!