Geek Humour

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Phoenix, Aug 18, 2004.

  1. Phoenix
    Honorary Member

    Phoenix 53656e696f7220 4d6f64

    nicked from slashdot
    you really have to understand geek humour, and slashdot culture in general to get it, but its funny as hell LOL
    Slashbot Rhyme

    I make a dash to the Slash to the D-O-T
    Coz them news for nerds makes sense to me
    So let this serve as a warning to the spammers and trolls
    You may have a fat pipe but you ain't got bawls.

    There's a new manifesto by ESR
    And the stats of the watts of a hybrid car
    I gots love for Perens and miguel, et al
    And I voted CowboyNeal on the Slashdot Poll

    I'm Microsoft bashin' like every single day
    Coz the OS got holes and Exploder's teh gay
    Now SCO's talkin' trash so I give firefox a ride
    To reply as a Coward so I can hate on McBride

    I will flame you with language I won't say to your face
    And I bet you can't guess who gots all your base
    There's one way to know if your server is rotting
    Just post a link and you'll get a slashdotting

    You can mod me down coz I'm a karma whore
    And I'm a decorated veteran of a recent flame war
    Where they fought about an app with a K or a G
    And a heated debate on what was meant by "Free"

    As a slashbot, when Linux receives a threat,
    My palms begin to sweat and my evil bit is set
    You best believe I'll be posting a rant
    And I'll be surfin' Slashdot 'til my mom says I can't.
    Certifications: MCSE, MCITP, VCP
    WIP: > 0
  2. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    As if .... :biggrin
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity

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