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Funeral Procession

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by mickaveli2001, Aug 25, 2008.

  1. mickaveli2001

    mickaveli2001 Byte Poster

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his *morning*coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral*procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
    A *long black hearse was followed by a second one*about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the*second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on*a*leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully*approached*the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so*sorry for your*loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've*never seen a funeral like this.
    Whose funeral is *it?'*

    'My wife's.'

    *'What *happened to her?'

    The man replied, 'My dog attacked*and killed her.'

    He inquired further, 'But who is in the second*hearse?'

    The man *answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.'

    A poignant and *thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.

    'Can I borrow the *dog?'

    The man replied, 'Get in *line.
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