Dear Tech Support.............

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Keyser Soze, Nov 16, 2005.

  1. Keyser Soze

    Keyser Soze Bit Poster

    No doubt most of you will have read something similar :rolleyes: but here goes anyway ........

    Dear Technical Support,

    18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I
    had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
    conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
    run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
    applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.
    Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

    I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a
    virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

    Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same
    time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe
    damage to my hardware.

    I eventually upgraded to Fiance 1.0, only to discover that this product
    soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
    all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
    Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
    could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
    automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months
    later when I had forgotten about them.

    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can,
    without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have
    no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional
    problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop
    Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be
    reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93
    Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an
    irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

    Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be
    problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
    detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before
    uninstalling itself.

    Help requested please?
    Certifications: MCP (70-270)
    WIP: MCSA / MCSE 2003
  2. Neall

    Neall Byte Poster

    lol Good one.

    WIP: A+
  3. tripwire45
    Honorary Member

    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    An oldie but a goodie. :wink:
    Certifications: A+ and Network+
  4. Boycie
    Honorary Member

    Boycie Senior Beer Tester

    very good :biggrin
    Certifications: MCSA 2003, MCDST, A+, N+, CTT+, MCT
  5. arisen

    arisen Byte Poster

    very funny! haha, turbostrop :biggrin
    Certifications: BEng, PRINCE2, ITIL, Net+
    WIP: MSc, Linux+ 2009, RHCE
  6. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    truly cracking - I hadn't seen that one before. G0d, it's so true tho, eh ?

    I can't believe some of the stuff I hear in a day ...:blink
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity
  7. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    sure you want your wife 1.5 reading those words jak? :tongue
    Certifications: ECDL
    WIP: A+
  8. Jakamoko
    Honorary Member

    Jakamoko On the move again ...

    Damn - just realised I posted the above in response to the wrong thread :oops:
    Certifications: MCP, A+, Network+
    WIP: Clarity

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