Daily joke 29.03

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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little b@$£^&d on the phone, I'm lost and need directions."

 

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Ha Ha, Nice one

 

Just watch you don't burnout, Nugg - remember Bill Hicks

 

There's plenty more where they came from Jak.

 

Good on Nugget , but whos Bill Hicks :?:

 

Si - TELL me you are kidding, right ?

 

Nope, I could google him but thats about it. Maybe if I saw his face.

 

Bill Hicks ? Legendary US comic - highly controversial / satirical. Huge in late 80's, and 90's.

Died recently from a combination of excess and death.

 

Thanks for the lesson Gav, us young ones eh..