Daddy's little girl ( Don't read if easily offended lol )

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Feb 21, 2005.

  1. cazzam35

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    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father
    that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since
    Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
    asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
    Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God
    would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama Bin Laden," she says

    "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock
    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish
    girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might
    start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people
    a little bit.

    And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama,
    he'd love everyone a lot. And then! he'd start going all over the
    place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate
    anyone anymore."

    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with
    newfound pride.

    "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

    "I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open,
    the Marines could blow the crap out of him."
     
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  2. tripwire45
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    Gee...sounds like *my* daughter. :P
     
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  3. Rosy
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    Kids say the sweetest things don't they.....
     
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  4. Loki30000

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    works for me. i say do it!! :twisted:
     
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