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Could't resist really

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by cazzam35, Jan 17, 2005.

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  1. cazzam35

    cazzam35 Kilobyte Poster

    The Fainting Nun

    The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and

    she asked the question. "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of
    your body goes first? " Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's
    your hands."

    "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

    Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
    front of you and God just takes you hands first."

    "What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

    Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your

    The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

    "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"

    Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
    other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was
    saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have
    lost her."

    The nun fainted!
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  2. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    I like your style Cazzam.[​IMG]
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  3. OffSide

    OffSide Nibble Poster

    like your style [​IMG]
    Certifications: N+ MCP 210

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