CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle and a few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own, then so does she.

 

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Saw this on the web before. When the female board members see this one, I suggest you hide.

 

But where can I hide, you've got me all scared now.

I wouldn't have posted it, if that leather clad, whip cracking, duct tape wielding, Irish colleen was still around

<Bluerinse scampers off>

 

Doesn't sound good, Bluerinse!

 

You're doomed, mate !

 

Hi Bluerinse just shaking the dust of my :whip lol

 

Uh Oh!
That's not good!

 

Now I see what it takes to bring the ladies out of hiding.

 

Weird hey. And there was I thinking they were all non smokers. I can't imagine what it was that caught their eye

 

It could have been worse.
They guy could have come home with a sheep...

 

Ya Jonny lol