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Chain Letter

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    Ok i just had this one sent in the emails. Was going to delete it as spam until i read it through. I think you'll find its not like most Chain emails!! :twisted:

    At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain

    letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win.

    Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.


    Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some

    ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of

    your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you

    will receive 823,542 women through the post.

    Statistically, among those women, will be at least:

    0.5 Miss Worlds

    2.5 Models

    463 Wild nymphos

    3,234 Good-looking nympho

    20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasm

    40,198 Bi-sexual women.

    In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,

    and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all,

    your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come

    back to you.


    One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of

    his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown

    he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the

    accusatorial expression on her face. On the same day, the

    international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his

    old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had

    not sent the chain letter).

    While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above

    me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from

    exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

    YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL. This is a unique opportunity to achieve

    a totally satisfying sex life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy

    conversations about trivialities(that only interest women). No

    obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like

    marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate...send this letter today to 9

    of your best friends.

    PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum

    cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

    PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they

    can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
    Certifications: Comptia A+, N+, MS 70-271, 70-272
    WIP: Being a BILB,
  2. Mr.Cheeks

    Mr.Cheeks 1st ever Gold Member! Gold Member

    Damn Royal Mail for being on strike!
  3. JonnyMX

    JonnyMX Petabyte Poster

    Now you know why they're on strike!
    Certifications: MCT, MCTS, i-Net+, CIW CI, Prince2, MSP, MCSD
  4. zebulebu

    zebulebu Terabyte Poster


    This started to come through last week.

    I allowed myself the briefest of chuckles, then blocked it. Just checked the logs - now blocked it 167 times in eight days. Killjoy? Moi?
    Certifications: A few
    WIP: None - f*** 'em
  5. nugget
    Honorary Member

    nugget Junior toady

    I love it. :thumbleft
    Certifications: A+ | Network+ | Security+ | MCP (270,271,272,290,620) | MCDST | MCTS:Vista
    WIP: MCSA, 70-622,680,685

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