Bull Fight!!!

Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by Bull Gates, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. Bull Gates

    Bull Gates Byte Poster

    A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking
    and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
    sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
    Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
    He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter
    replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's
    testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
    The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
    vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
    The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
    per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come
    early tomorrow and place your order,we will be sure to save you this
    The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
    evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
    After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter,he
    called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are
    much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."
    The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
    the bull wins." :blink:D
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  2. tripwire45
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    tripwire45 Zettabyte Poster

    :sick I think...

    ....I'm gonna...

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  3. moominboy

    moominboy Gigabyte Poster

    ewwwwww!!! nice one bull but im with trip :sick :sick
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