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Discussion in 'Just for Laughs' started by twizzle, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. twizzle

    twizzle Gigabyte Poster

    Do you need a laugh??

    What Religion is Your Bra?

    A man walked into the ladies department of Myer's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

    'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

    ' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

    'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

    ' Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

    'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from .'

    Relieved, the man asked about the types.

    The saleslady replied: 'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.Which one would you prefer?'

    Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

    The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple. .
    The Catholic type supports the masses;
    The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
    The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
    The Baptist typemakes mountains out of molehills.'

    Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
    If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

    (A} Almost Boobs...
    {B} Barely there...
    {C} Can't Complain!..
    {D} Dang!...
    {DD} Double dang!...
    {E} Enormous!...
    {F} Fake...
    {G} Get a Reduction...
    {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!...

    And not to forget the German bra.

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  2. nellyp123

    nellyp123 Byte Poster

    LOL! very good. Talking of german....do you know what the german word is for VIRGIN?

    Fitzniceandtight!! :biggrin
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