Boson Village IV - Return of the Vampires to Bosonville

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  1. alicat

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    Does anyone need a uniform created? I can do structured uniforms, with inserted armour if you need.. I used to create my husbands when he was alive. Only need the blacksmith to fashion the armoured inserts.

    Let me know if I can be of help, I am not strong or brave, but it is a way I can help in this fight.

    Oh how I love a man in uniform! Makes me feel all warm inside.... ;)
     
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  2. twizzle

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    Eh?? I never said it was you now did i? Is that a sign of a guilty consciecne i wonder? Well i teels ya this, down ere where ther water runs brown, theres no hiding the truth!.
     
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  3. twizzle

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    I need a new uniform. My boiler suits looking a bit brown and threadbare. Can ya make an industrial grade one that'll stop any leaks? Nothing like felling a wet lumpy bit on ya elbow as you turn teh stop cocks.
     
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  4. alicat

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    I can indeed make you a boiler suit, I can make it somewhat waterproof at the seams, but for you to come and try it on, Please can you have a bath... the rest of my customers maybe put off by your odour.... :sick
     
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  5. twizzle

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    What odour? Thats real honest work that is. Gah you fancy lardee daas dunno whata true smell is. Mind you i cant smell nuttin me, so its all the same. And i'll have you know i had a bath last week. Water was as brown as the stuff i work in when i was done!
     
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  6. alicat

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    Well perhaps you need to bathe more often, my dear sir. I honestly did not mean to offend you, I acknowledge how honest working you are, and your unfortunate loss of your sense of smell is but bad luck. But in my rooms, ladies expect a certain atmosphere, and smelling like a lav is not part of that.
     
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  7. nugget
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    Well now, that's a good question. His offensive odour seems to cover any smell and especially that of garlic. I'm afraid I have to give a thumbs down. :thumbdwn
     
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  8. BosonMichael
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    Hold off on that boiler suit, Issa... the Mayor has decided that Shizam won't be needing it. :unsure

    Vote to Spare or Stake Old Shizam

    :thumbleft Votes: 3
    Issa the Seamstress (alicat)
    Zachary Rustbucket the Blacksmith (reddevil12)
    Detective-Sheriff Dick Battery (JonnyMX)

    :thumbdwn Votes: 5
    Andreas Desforges the Scribe (Josiahb)
    Vet Ant Bublés the Innkeeper (jay_s_uk)
    Fred the Witch Hunter (GSteer)
    Mayor-Captain Jack of the Royal Guards (nugget) x2

    Did not vote:
    Old Shizam Oopta Ma'nees the Sewage Worker (twizzle)

    That boiler suit might have come in handy at the moment, particularly over old Shizzle's chest. As he is Staked, the Villagers await his transformation... which never happens. :ohmy

    Even worse, you're never gonna get the smell outta that stake.
     
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  9. BosonMichael
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    Night 2

    Discouraged at the stakes' inability to discern Vampire from Villagers (or their OWN inabilities to discern Vampire from Villager :unsure), the townsfolk retreat to their homes for an uneasy night of sleep... all except Fred, who collapses on the way back to his home.

    GSteer, you can craft your going-out speech now, if you want. :) All others with Nightly actions, send them to me as soon as possible.
     
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    Day 3

    The Villagers awake to find that everyone is present except poor Fred, who didn't last through the night ("Goodbye" message still pending).

    Wait... if nobody was killed, does that mean that the Vampire menace has passed? :blink If that's true, why hasn't the game ended? Maybe we should hold off on cracking that cask of the Village's best ale just yet... :hhhmmm

    Nominations are now open. :twisted:
     
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  11. twizzle

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    Found scrawled in some wet lumpy brown stuff " See told ya it wasnt me, no vampire gonna touch me i fthey wont touch garlic. Now ya pieps are gonna back flow!"
     
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  12. nugget
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    As I was investigating where my order of silver tipped stakes had gotten to last night I happened to see the seamstress sneaking around poor old Fred's house. I thought the two of them might have been up to a bit of hanky panky but now we know better. I nominate Issa to be staked. :thumbdwn

    Sergeant Desforges, you have your orders, stake the pointy toothed devil.
     
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    oh Sir, I am wounded by your suspicion. I was not sneaking around- I was trying to help Fred, not trying to hurt him. Please believe me, I am the furthest thing from the vampire.

    I nominate the Mayor to be staked, it must be him that is the vampire. :thumbdwn
     
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  14. GSteer

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    It's a odd twist of fate, a fate that I came across in the most peculiar of ways, strange how the mind wanders when you know the end is nigh.

    A witch hunter killed by a vampire - who'd have thunk it, who indeed, the guild will never live it down.

    They're there, I can sense them, feel them prowling around the alleys, waiting for my weakened form to give in, to release, they need to feed, the lust will take them soon, if I can but plant myself in a place where they can be trapped by the rest then the village might have a fighting chance.

    Amber and Gall are silent now, an end to their incessant chatting has come, I daresay another will find a use for them in time.

    The square in front of the inn will do, someone should spot me there before the vampires swoop for the remains of my lifeblood.

    Strange, this relaxing feeling, almost like post-kill chills


    So dreamy, so creamy, so round and bouncy... ah Issa...was it you...
     
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    What the *** ***** are you talking about?
    Are you some sort of ***** mincey ***?

    Simple - get ***** stake, get ***** vampire, shove the ***** thing up his ***** and go for a ********* pint. Job done.

    No poetry.
     
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  16. BosonMichael
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    Well, we've got the Mayor and Seamstress pointing fingers at one another. Will anyone else speak their mind?
     
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  17. reddevil12

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    Well im going to throw another name into the hat, I was working late the other night (the mares do like a good service at night you know) when i heard a noise, now me eyes aren't as good as they were but I swear it was the innkeeper bending over summit in the square in front of his inn.....

    Now as you all know poor Fred was found there summit funny going on there as me old da used to say never trust a man with white hair n black eyebrows (creepy look that) so I say stake im and we will find out his true identity :thumbdwn
     
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  18. JonnyMX

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    Now, then. This is mighty ******* tricky.
    Our own mayor may be up for a staking.

    But the ****** copper's nose asks why a mayor would choose a scribe as his right hand man in a situation like this?

    Well, apart from a *****, it would be a man who knows he can trust his sargeant.
    So, he **** knows him well.

    That would imply that they either share a ***** coffin by day and are undead brothers, or they are part of some ****** secretive society and know themselves to be human. I suppose they could also be ****** shirt-***** and be up to all that ****** in lacy underwear.

    The ***** question is, which one is it? Both human or both ***** vampires?
     
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  19. nugget
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    Your ******* coppers nose serves you ******* well my friend.

    NOWSTAN'UPSTRAIGHTAN'STICKTHATSTAKEIN.....NOWAH.
     
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  20. BosonMichael
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    Nominations:
    Mayor Captain Jack: 1
    Issa the Seamstress: 1
    Vet Ant the Innkeeper: 1

    Who will be up for a vote? :hhhmmm
     
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